Oh good, more airport hassle

My sincerest apologies to the bunch of idiots driving gas canisters and burning cars around the UK at the moment --- if this is meant to either inflict any real damage or have me quaking in my boots it really isn't working. Grow up, please.

On the other hand, if the idea was to give airport security guards more reasons to confiscate my nail scissors, bottled water and armpit spray as suspected WMDs, its been a great success. Chances are if all Brits abroad from this point on have no access to deodorant, we'll be an international pariah before too long.

I'm so glad this has happened just in time for our honeymoon... travelling to and from Canada via a succession of foam- mouthed airport staff is bound to be a delight.


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